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put up or shut up.
Hey, I'm Jared. Most of you guys should know me, because I'm just that fucking amazing. If not, hit up my ask box, I love pretty much everyone.



ATTENTION: THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG. I AM NOT ALEX GASKARTH NOR AM I AN ALL TIME LOW BASED BLOG. IF YOU FOLLOW THIS, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW. THANK YOU. ~MGMT

I’m in that two seat Lambo with your girl, she tryna jerk me.

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lily-jones:

The people in Rivercourt know that, yes, but others in different places like Hargrove don’t….yet.

In that case, you’d be happy to know that all paras are now complete. 

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lily-jones:

Maybe instead of getting high with junkie strangers, you could do something more useful. Like respond to all the paras you have going on…

But that involves work and using my mind when we all know I’m the slowest responder and worst person to para with.

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lily-jones:

Oh chill out, it’s not as bad as it sounds. I ran into some kids from school when I went in town and they offered. And I couldn’t say no, they looked like they were going to kill me! 

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lily-jones:

What kind of question is that?! Are you high or something?

Psh, noooo. Well…maybe just a little..

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lily-jones:

Hi Jared! I was starting to think that everyone died. How are you?

I would hope that they didn’t! I’m on a spider hunt, wanna join?